I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there!

And I’d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it. Ow, my spirit! Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?

A sexy mistake. I suppose I could part with ‘one’ and still be feared… Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! What kind of a father would I be if I said no?

Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man.

Soon enough. What kind of a father would I be if I said no? Take me to your leader! Meh.

1. Why not indeed!
2. Dear God, they’ll be killed on our doorstep! And there’s no trash pickup until January 3rd.
3. And why did ‘I’ have to take a cab?

Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court!

The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems.

• Bender, you risked your life to save me!
• Now Fry, it’s been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal?
• It’s okay, Bender. I like cooking too.

This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. Hi, I’m a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute. Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography.

Ask her how her day was. File not found. Now Fry, it’s been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal? I can explain. It’s very valuable. Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You’d think it would be something you’d have to freebase.

No. We’re on the top. And I’d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it. WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT! I just told you! You’ve killed me! Morbo can’t understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that’s shaped like a man wearing a hat.

Okay, I like a challenge. That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him! Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file!

Noooooo! Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy. Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar. I just told you! You’ve killed me!

Okay, I like a challenge. Morbo can’t understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that’s shaped like a man wearing a hat. Why did you bring us here? Shut up and get to the point!

You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Bender?! You stole the atom. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers. Who are you, my warranty?! Are you crazy? I can’t swallow that.

Well I’da done better, but it’s plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence. Are you crazy? I can’t swallow that. Alright, let’s mafia things up a bit. Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew.

Can we have Bender Burgers again? You’re going back for the Countess, aren’t you? Noooooo! You won’t have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you’ll be doing. Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions?

Good news, everyone! There’s a report on TV with some very bad news! Do a flip! And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who’s gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet. I’m Santa Claus!

Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn’t I break his legs? Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies. There, now he’s trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors!